Joey Brooks' Milk Carton Designs

I only got 1,140,000. But that’s still pretty bad. You make a good point, and it bothers me too.

eh, that is pretty, bad… i don’t even mispell0rz that one.

Your comment filter sucks my monkey’s balls. =P

For one, it’s actually a spam filter. For two, no, it doesn’t. You just need to learn to read. And three, you don’t own a monkey.

Well your spam filter filters your comments so it’s a comment filter to me. I can read. I just don’t read stuff above comment things, especially when said stuff ends with HTML that I don’t understand. And if I had a monkey, it would suck its balls… unless it was a girl monkey.

You don’t read stuff before you attach your name to it. Yeah. That’s smart.

I read important stuff.

Stuff you put your name to tends to be important…

Meh… not everything. Not that your site isn’t important or anything. I just trust you.

milkcarton EVILIZED >>

Yeah. Paul showed me. I see a cracked screen. I love playing with those. They’re all “woo*squishy*wooo”. Ahem. Anyway. The evil milk carton is quite spiffy.

I’m hungry…

sorry, I had nothing to say. though I’m sure the evilized milk carton is quite spiffy.

Click it. You shall see. It IS spiffy. It’s kind of creepy though. And I’m hungry too. *waits for Tray to return so I can get food*

…Help Desk open?

Yup. Come down and keep me company. We can play Snood. =P

And also… bring food, please.

And headphones. I need headphones also.

Neh. I’m in the library, nice and comfy.

I thought HD was closed today…

Nope. ’tis open. Tray and I are sitting here in semi-slience. Slips and stuff have been sent out and one teacher has exchanged a charger. ’tis not very exciting stuff. People need to take their exams faster so I have something to do.

Paul does not trust me to drive his car.

Good?

Not good. For that reason I am stuck here for another 49 minutes. It’s bothersome. You know… I’ve been poking around here, looking at your site. You do good work. It’s the little things that make it look really nice.

Such as?

How the colors fade in the home, portfolio, etc. bar and the one at the bottom. I really like that. The use of dots instead of lines for the little separaty things… like the one there under “Leave a comment”. The fact that the background isn’t wh

urgh. The fact that the background isn’t white or gray. It’s striped.

i clicked, the evil milk carton is qute cool.
i would watch flattering him too much, joey has enough of an ego already. though i do agree, it is nice.

They’re just gradients and scanlines… but I’ll take the compliments :D

So, it’s agreed, Paul’s evil milkcarton warrants a fan art page? :D

I like it. Can’t wait to see how it looks with the Blue Funk or whatever he’s calling it. Aren’t the legs creepy? Clearly Paul was bored when he made that. It’s part of a cool little movie thing too.

absolutely! paul did that?

It does.

Yeh. I might incorporate it into blue funk if Paul gives me a whole pic…

that would be quite cool! i still say you call my blog pink funk, if you are going with that theme. it would be all “yay, theme-y”!

…It would be cutesy :P

Has anyone read the new Comments Policy? Much less, noticed it?

That would be kind of cool. It’d be the whole “his and her’s” thing. I think it’s a cute idea. =)

and? do you have a problem with cutesy? hhhhmmm…. hhmm.. do ya do ya do ya?

I have noticed and read it.

i noticed it…

*has an iPod with no headphones* Is this some sort of cruel punishment for something I’ve done?

This is great… I’m sitting in one of these big arsed comfy chairs in the library with no one within a 20ft. perimeter of me. Buahahahaha.

oh shut up! I just finished the longest exam of my life and am now stuck in this ridiculously not comfy broken chair.

Ha. So. Where’s everyone going afterschool. Wait. I already know. Me and Cam are supposedly going to Moe’s, and Katie, aren’t you going to Starbucks?

*contemplates going to library to be in comfy chair* Nah… only have another 21 minutes. I’m sorry. You had to take Lester’s exam and sit in the broken chair. That sucks.

we ARE going to Moe’s, Katie you should come, Starbucks is right beside it. Yes it sucks. Is it really necessary to have a 220 question spanish exam?

…That didn’t answer my question… Let’s go tackle Katie and kidnap her to Moe’s…

No, it’s not necessary. But it’s all good. In order to kidnap me, you’d have to also take Paul.

or we could be respectful friends and allow her to come, if she so chooses, on her own. … HA! I say tackle!

oh you’re no fun.

And probably Reid and Suzanne since we may be eating lunch with them. Might could get them to go to Moe’s.

So Katie’s coming to Moe’s? And her… attachling?

sounds like fun stuff! attachling? how kind of you.

…Why am I going to Moe’s? I don’t like new things… or change… Or new things… or new places… or new things…

but you like giant burritos, si?

Yeah. We remember the new places-Carpenter Centre thing. I bet you would feel better about it if I told you Moe’s has wireless. Or they used to, not sure if they still do. Attachling?

you’re right, they do! oh the yay-ness!! i fully forgot!

…No, I don’t like giant burritos. Remember my last burrito experience?

these are good burritos though! they’re all fresh and stuff. plus i have a buy one get one 1/2 off thingy.

Yeah. Anyway. Even without the burritos. Wireless… come on. You know it sounds good.

And you get to save money!

oh my, mrs. lester is staring off into space and clapping, she’s frightening me!

…And? I have, like, $30…

And I don’t want to save it… (stfu Katie :P)

lol… Mmk. You spend your money. Yeah… she is a little scary. Especially when she clutches her tea cup and rocks back and forth on her stool.

well actually, you might want to. do you want to try alley katz on the 3rd? my mom said maybe.

yeah, I do not understand that woman. she’s really sweet, just so very strange!

…It’s $7…

That one I will be going to!

Yeah… she is very nice.

You people need to come down here and “tackle” me after school is over.

o hush!! YAY! Time for Moe’s!

4 min. until dismissal :D

ok, see you @ help desk instead of locker 235 joey?

Two more minutes!!! Sounds like is a presidential rally thing.. “Four more years!!!”

yay physics was like.. coding in PHP!

No… I said I’m in the library 20 times…

yes joey? no joey?

mk your little IP filter for posting in 10 seconds needs to die.. make it sessioned.

lol…Locker 235? No Joey… she’s asking if you’ll come to help desk. Not if you’re here.

I knew what she was asking, and yet and still, I was at the library… Why meet at Help Desk? Just because of you? Meh. And Paul, I didn’t make it.

Well that was an interesting exam.

I just now noticed this, but shouldn’t there be a question mark after separate in your first line? Maybe I’m missing something.

Yes. But I’m allowed to make mistakes. It’s a rant, for 1… and for 2, it’s my site :D

lol… Rant about people’s crappy spelling. You’d think you would punctuate properly. =P

Thinkin’ I might come down to help desk. I finished exam like 20 minutes ago. And I have to tinkle.

BOO! Joey, I read your thingy, happy?

‘ello there, gorgeous. How was your exam?

HOLA! Not terrible. xept for the fact that I can’t spell anything in french, and that was kinda half of the test. =/ i think i’ll live tho. y tu?

Not too bad. Finished in about half an hour. It was 98 questions (5 short answer, the rest were multiple choice). So now I’m just sitting here.

Okay… let’s try this one more time. Joey… you should get one of those little boxes that says who’s on your site like b*sseq has. They are quite spiffy.

Oh oh oh… and it was on the puter. So that made it all cool and non-writey.

Joy, me 2. LOL, you should see me today. I have these brightly colored gloves, and they inspired me! I’m wearing a blue shirt, lime green jacket, and pink shoes. I feel like a gobstopper.

yes, you should get one of those thingymadoodles(SO a word) fun stuff, I wanna take an exam on the computer, that would definetly make it less examy.

lol…wow. That is a word. You sound very brightly colored.

it’s fun stuff. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW ants in the dance studio!

what happened to Joey, did he like, die?

lol… eeeewwww. *note to self: find Reid, steal car* I don’t wanna be here for two hours after this. Paul doesn’t trust me to drive his car. Oh and yesterday… we spent like an hour getting to the chinese food place. It’s irksome.

He’s probably coding something… or just ignoring us. =P

OMG… 100 posts!!!! I was number 100!!! yay!

that would suprise me.
hhmm… if I can leave after this, u want for to do something?

wouldn’t* and YAY FOR KATIE!

That would be lovely. Joey and Paul both have exams. We could get starbucks. =P What time do you get out there?

i dunno, oh yay starbucks.i dunno if i’ll b able to keave after this exam, or if i have to stay for the whole time. i’ll find out shortly.

Do they not usually let you out between exams or do they just have a weird schedule?

wow, i most definetly can not spell! oh i’m wanting coffee quite badly now. hopefully she wont make me sit here for another two hours.

lol… me too. I also want to test this wireless internet thing. I never knew you had to pay for it. But Joey says you do… so yeah. We can test this.

fun stuff. i dunno, you used to not have to, and they i saw something about a free trial, so i guess we’ll see.

lol… we could always go to Moe’s. Since I’ve never been there and didn’t go yesterday.

Yeah, I don’t have enough $$ for Moe’s. You’ve never been? it’s SO good. The portions are HUGE.

20 more minutes. *whines*

lol… No. I never have. I used to know a girl who works at the one on like… Cox or something. What kind of food do they have?

It’s a “Southwest Grill”. they have mexican-like food, but it’s made fresh, and it’s not very spicy. it’s like taco bell meets subway.

lol… That’s cool. Sounds good. Even better since I’m hungry as crap and I really want some coffee now.

lol. i really hope I don’t have to stay here all morning. I’m gonna die!

Why would you have to?

That’d be pretty retarded.

b/c dance is 6th+7th pd.

That’d still be just stupid. You think she’ll let you leave?

maybe. I think a few of the part-timers are leaving, but they have notes. maybe she’ll feel nice. I dunno.

7 minutes!!!!

YAY! so ur leaving?

Sarah has doritos. I want doritos. *listens to Audioslave* I haven’t heard this in a while.

I’ll probably be here. If you can leave and you want to do something, I’ll be in help desk when the second exam starts.

lol. wow. anyways. if you are leaving, call me. my phone’s in my car so if i don’t get out i wont answer. i have 2 wait until the bell rings to ask, “no taling, other exams are still being taken”

that works too

When does your bell ring? What’s your number? I think it’s on Paul’s phone, but I’m not sure.

426-7789. same time as urs. if u do call, wait like 10 mn.

Alrighty. I always forget the first two numbers… I just suck.

1 minute!!!!!

it’s all good. i couldn’t remember it for a week. i am SO hungry!

wtf… I leave to ask duncan about fundraising and you two go at it. losers.

grumble! I’m stuck here!

u were gone for like five million years. what exam r u taking?

He’s taking history. And I’m at home. And thank you, Joey, for putting the question mark.

lol. lucky you. grrrr… my teachers all “you have to have a note to leave” so i’m stuck here for the rest of forever in SILENCE! it’s driving me crazy!

That sucks. I just realized I have Paul’s phone…. I hope he guesses to come to my house.

nice. I’m so bored. and HYPER! I think all these colors I’m wearing are going to my head.

lol… I’m tired. And I still want coffee.

And I got asked out on the walk home. =P

mmmm… coffee, Joey might have to wait a little while 2 get picked up, starbucks is most definetly calling.

? by who?

Bring me some!!! This guy named Mike.

wish i could, i have $4, my mother os STINGY! Mike? i don’t know any mike’s. how cute.

Yeah… I don’t know him either. It was cute.

don’t you love it when that happens, it’s always akward, but it feels good to be found attractive.
OMG! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE! I can’t sit still much longer. I have way too much energy. lol, poor Joey, he’s gonna hate me.

I do! It’s like… yay! people think I’m hot! He seems to have an issue withy happy/hyper/excited people.

lol. yeah he does. oh well, his problem. i dunno, i think he just has a problem with anything that other people like. i dunno if he even HAS a problem with it, he just likes to be all “grumble.. the world is WRONG”

lol… Yeah. I have to give him credit though. He’s been bein’ pretty nice to me lately. Like… non mean.

yeah. he’s learning, or something.

Yeah. Kudos to him and his less grumble ness.

…This isn’t a forum.

I am aware.

You should make one!!!

HI JOEY! Well I have nothing to do and you’ve done it before.

so I’m getting u from freeman joey?

Yes… I’ll be in Help Desk

Joey… would you do me a big huge ginormous favor?

be afraid

…Maybe. Cameron, see above for answer.

okie dokie!

Will you ask Paul to come to my house since I’m here? He’s in room 119 but he’s going to help desk after exam I think.

Joey, be proud, I’m listening to Soilwork.

If I see him, yes. I have to talk to him anyways.

Great job, Joey. You’re converting her. =P Thankies much.

I wouldn’t call it converting. Maybe exposing. oohh.. sounds bad.

It does… but it’s all good. Whatever makes her happy. =P

lol! YAY we’re doing commercials in our show! YAY!

JOEY! can you ask tray to call mrs tribbles room and tell me to bring myself and my stuff to HD? please?! I’m afraid to ask becasue she siad before exams she wouldn’t let anyone go anywhere, plesaeee!?

yeah katie I gotcha, hmm mike =P See! i told you everyone thinks your oh so very attractive and whatnot and they alll want you… and i feel special to have you… wow *yays*

awe, how sweet..

Um… yeah. This is a different Mike.

ther are two mikes? oh this is gonna fully confuse me.

Isn’t he amazing? I <3 him.

lucky

lol… There’s a Mike who’s 20 and goes to RPI (New York) and then there’s this guy Mike who asked me out today. And the 20 year old Mike is not in love with me, Joey!!!

I am lucky to have him.

lol, i just noticed that i didn’t coordinate my socks with my colorfulness. they’re all dark grey and non-bright. how sad.

grumble 30 mn. i’m going to DIE!

lol… it’s all good. Yesterday I wore two different kinds of frog socks.

Paul, I’m not in HD right now …And are you guys done spamming my comments? I like to keep my database in one piece and my comments focused on the post.

funfun! yeah I decided that next year, I’m gonna wear non-matching socks to school every day. it seems so useless to go through the trouble of matching them when you could just wear two and get twice the excitement(if you have exciting socks, of course)

u r no fun. =*(

OMG… I really want starbucks. Okay… now I’m done. You know what else is a crappily misspelled word? Absence. I hate that.

of course. And nobody notices if they are not matching.

…New addition to the comments policy, please read before posting.

Noted.

And suddenly, everybody stops posting because they realize Joey’s pissed off that nobody has posted anything related to this site, outside of a suggestion to add a db table to calculate users online and to compliment me on my design, in the past 3 days. This is a comments system. Not a forum. I said don’t abuse it. Don’t try me.